FAQ
CHRIS THE NAKED HANDYMAN
Naked Chris has been in the industry for over 10 years, although not as a nude handyman, until now. Naked Chris will do work in any amount of clothing from fully dressed to nude. You must sign a Hold Harmless Agreement before he will start. This agreement basically lays out his fee schedule, that the customer provides a “safe” working environment (no one can see him working other than the customer), there is no games or entrapment, no physical contact or any type of sexual activity. No one under 18 is allowed, and there is a maximum number of people that are allowed to observe. Once the form is signed, then Chris will go to work. This is a time for fun and entertainment with the naked handyman. Chris enjoys a good conversation, including politics or religion, and the customer can assist with the job, if they like. Some customers enjoy being nude while Chris works, which is acceptable. Chris charges a fee for in person estimates, either dressed or nude, which can be applied to the job if the bid is accepted.
Chris has always been a naturist. As a baby, he was constantly pulling off his diaper, and a small child he had spent hours frolicking around the front & back yard of the house ‘Ala natural’. For more than 25 years he has enjoyed the local naturist life style and Chris loves being on his property working and sunbathing in the nude, or going to clothing optional/nude resorts and playing sports in the nude and skinny-dipping.
After discovering he had stress of wearing clothes for the first time in his life, Chris went to his friends and was told, he should do what makes you happy. Chris loves to eat a mostly organic food that's rid of chemicals. At this same point, Chris was having headaches thinking about a new career. He thought “I love being naked” but there are no legitimate nude jobs, and he knew repair & construction. Then the thought occurred “what if I combined them in an above board and legal way?”, Thus Chris the naked handyman was born.
Naked Chris also offers varied party services to help liven up your event. Imagine being greeted to a party by a naked host! Would your friends ever forget the bachelorette party with a naked bartender. What about a birthday party with a naked Chris serving drinks! Chris will work with you on any ideas you may have to turn any event into something your party goers will never forget.
Chris had lived in a Nudist Community, 5’7”, 130#, 30” waist, ----” chest, ---” arms, and above average, and believes being naked is a natural state, and clothes are for warmth when your cold.
FAQ’s
1. Is this for Real?
Yes, Naked Chris the Handyman is a legitimate home services business. Like some entertainment services, Naked Chris does give you the “flesh” to view, but no more than that. But the benefit is that when he’s done you have something to remember the experience by, a repaired sink or toilet, no more hole in the wall, less of or no “honey do” list. We call this a “job performance”.
2. What are the rates?
Please use the link marked Rate Sheet
3. What are your service area’s and hours?
We are currently serving Palm Springs and San Bernardino/Riverside Counties, although we may consider going farther, with an added trip fee. Currently our hours are: Monday through Friday 10:00am with no set closing time, last apt would be no later than 8 or 9pm. Saturday from 10:00am to 2:00pm. As an Entertainer he is available Friday and Saturday till ?pm. We are closed Sunday.
4. Do you do Estimates in the nude?
Yes, we do nude estimates. There is a fee (please see rate sheet). Once again you must sign a hold harmless agreement, and the maximum time is about 20 minutes. All estimates are good for 30 days. As far as the fee goes, if you do end up accepting the bid, we apply the money as follows; if the job takes longer than 1.5 hours the entire fee is applied to the final bill, and if under 1.5 hours, half (1/2) of the fee is applied.
5. Can we take pictures?
Yes. A separate fee and form have to be agreed to (please see rate sheet). If you want pictures make sure you ask before hand, and be ready to pay up front for the photo’s.
6. Are you (Gay or Straight)?
Yes I'm Gay, as it's better to be gay. I see things as better for the women, as a benefit to them, because they don't have to worry about being hit on, and for those of you that like/love gay guys are far better to talk to. I don't pose a threat to women. Women talk to me like if I was one of them. Think about that, as women have their girl-friends that they talk alot with their friends, just like guuys do. Another way is, Gay guys have a lot of girlfriends and the women love that, it's being one of them!