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 I may be old fashioned,
 But I take pride in my work!
 
That's why....

 "I Do It Right The First Time"!

 

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    I'm 31yrs. Old, (But) look a lot younger! I have a very high integrity & honesty that people like in me. I'm also a very hard worker! I do all the work myself. So that I can deliver you a better price than most! There are many pictures & more information of many of the jobs that I have done. “Before - During & After".  I do work in the nude!  I love to work naked in nature as we all know. We are born with no clothes & if god is so embarrassed to see our bodies naked, then why did he make us in his own image! So why not do what mother nature, or God in that matter has designed us for! As though, you might think I'm NUTS, just think about it for a minute! I grew up living in a clothes free lifestyle and never had to worry about clothes the way we do now, The city castro San fransico is a naked town where you can be naked in bars stores and etc! (It's the kind of World we live in today)!

 

   I'm going into buying and invest in everything to Farm land & Foreclosures!  I will be able to own it all! I will also become a Owner Operator in the trucking Field and have a custom made Peterbuilt truck into an RV sleeper & will move around while buying up cheap houses, & since you people are too cheap to hire a handyman & would rather hire a $5 an hour Mexican! OH I forgot I'm a white boy that looks to young to be in construction, Well I tell you what, You think that I have to be a big muscle old man that looks like he can do the work, well your wrong I have 10 times more strength & resistance in my muscles then any one man out there! The work in the picture's are all done MYSELF and Have pride in the work I do! For the record I love to be naked doing any kind of work. God made us nude for a reason, but so you don't like nudity, well I'm offended by any naked animals that shows his/hers penis or vagina, I would like to pass a law that all animals must be clothed at all times like we are! But you say that's different, well how is it that the male animals have their penises just hanging there, so I'm offended by that and they should be covered, so bite me that's life! If God or mother nature wanted us to be born with some sort of covering He would have done so. 

 

   I just was thinking that in the bible, that Adam & eve knew that they were both naked and it's stupid that you can't feel that the air was blowing by the nude body, if they were not able to see!  So why/how did the devil make it a sin to be naked?! It was in the presence of God that made us the way he made us, not to be covered, plus it's not healthy to be clothed. Why do you think how nudist's live a much longer life then the ones that wear clothes all the time. Clothes are too restricting to perform the work that we are made to do. God didn't make us food to grow so that we can poison ourselfs with cemicals that are killing us, and eat this unripe store bought food! Like soda's they have benzene in them! That's why there's disease in which causes the Cancer/HIV Parasites to spread, & cancer is a parasite too, of course if you don't believe me, then ask the US patent office why there's an ozone cure for disease! This guy fault the FDA for 6 years to get this.

 

   There's even the age long cure for health that Bentonite cures all disease, but at which I have the actual proof, that I had that bronchitis cough really bad in 2011 and in 3 days just taking bentonite it was completely gone without taking those drugs that Kills your immune system and liver, but of course that would be the devil himself trying to make the money off you just to keep you alive enough for you to keep buying forever! Just Think about it..........God equals nudity and Health & The Devil wants you to be sick so that he owns your soul! FDA is the Devil & Mother Nature is life healing, but OH No, the medical industry would go bankrupt from the healing affects of earth it's self.........DARN! Which means no doctors to help us get better, well that's just nonsence, why do you put your life in someone elses life and hope that you would still have control over it, that's just BS Don't you think! I don't have a doctor to run my life...... Why should you, Grow up people!

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